January 2012
My kid will NOT stop playing the fucking kazoo and I want to punch things.
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You’re the jelly in my doughnut.
I’ve been really obsessed with ketchup lately.
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So
I just got a text from someone I haven’t heard from in a while.
He says: Oh hey, I’m gonna be in your hood tomorrow for a work thing
I say: Oh cool, whereabouts?
H: Hoe avenue, isn’t that name SO funny?
I: I guess. We used to make fun of it in elementary school…
H: So, how is it over there? I’m gonna be traveling with thousands of dollars of photography...
former-contender replied to your post: I am 90 percent sure there is a mouse on a trap in…
oh boo, I would come get rid of that mouse for you if I were there.
You’re the best. I would reward you with chili. And weed.
I am 90 percent sure there is a mouse on a trap in my kitchen. Which means I can’t go in there because I am a weenie cry baby. But I wanted to start my chili.
Poor me.
Hahahaha, Sophie. That is exactly what I thought of.
Except this thing that I saw was going to use it for weight loss.
You know what stinks?
When you happen to poke around in the friends of your friends on facebook and you find out your friends know some terrible people.
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So is getting drunk through your eyeball?
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Oh
So fecal transplants are a thing.
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Time for last night's Toddlers and Tiaras
One family bought a limo to take their daughter to pageants. Now this is ridiculous. but I bet you never would think it was a red limo from the late 70’s. With one of those “sexy lady” silhouette license plate things.
Good job
Our local news channel just captioned someone with “oppozes legislation”
The T&T with Rich as a judge is on right now, if anyone is interested.
The best thing about DVR is being able to fast forward through the stupid commercial break cliffhanger decision on Chopped.
Today
is Wednesday. Which isn’t terrible, but all last night, I was convinced today was going to be Friday.
“Slut” is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say “yes”....”
– (via camgirl98)
50,000 followers Giveaway!!!
powderdoom:
We promised a giveaway once we hit 1,000 followers, but then we reached 10,000, then 20,000… and have been stalling and stalling, gathering products, writing for projects, until 50k finally creeped up on us last night. So here you go: a giveaway we hope is worthy of your support.
Here are the prizes. Since Chi-Chi & I are on opposite coasts, the items might be separate but...
Oh man
Marimar is back on tv. Thalia has such good eyebrows in this.
Hm
Maybe he never experiences emotional turmoil?
My boyfriend can sleep through any kind of emotional turmoil. I really envy it.
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Life!
test?
do you guys ever get friendship crushes on people
fisticuffsandadventure:
like you just… appreciate them so much… in a non-romantic way… and you think they’re super awesome and cool… and you just want to be SUPER FRIENDS FOREVER…
If there is ever a time to be really grateful for the existence of jeggings, it’s in cold weather. I can wear them over regular leggings, stick the whole mess into boots, and be warm and fairly cute.
P90X+a million rounds of duck, duck, goose=A really good nights sleep .
This snow we’re supposed to be getting better not ruin my saturday shopping plans.
New York City Population by Borough
nybg:
We love serving the second-most populous borough (and all the others, too) in New York City!
nycedc:
Take a look at our demographic data, available at http://www.nycedc.com/economic-data/demographics
Seeing Rob Lowe in the ads for the Drew Peterson Lifetime movie right after watching Parks and Rec is just disturbing.
Rich fourfour was so cute on last nights T&T. And gave actual legitimate critique. Which almost never happens.
I have felt really out of sorts all week and I can’t pinpoint why. I’d like to blame the weather, but who knows. I haven’t been wanting to talk to (or see) anyone. I don’t want to do anything. Sleep, eat, read, tv, and repeat. That’s it.
At least it’s Thursday?
Boner, Confidential: your birth flower is daisy,... →
filigrees:
Your birth tree is
Rowan, the Sensitivity
Full of charm, cheerful, gifted, without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest and even complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional, good company, does not…
Elm Tree, the noble-mindedness
Pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest demands, tends not forgive...
I just ordered a whole bunch of that Perricone MD face shit from Sephora. It’s time for serious business skin care, I suppose. I’m too old to be covered in zits.
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Verdict:
I couldn’t even watch it for badness value. I fast forwarded right through. Yikes. I hope she’s better on her cd or else I am really out of touch.
So
I’ve never heard any Lana Del Rey music. I only know of her existence because of the internet.
I am about to watch her on SNL because I heard it was terrible.
I love when things are terrible.
“I will travel you without a map
or compass, I will navigate
by the stars and...”
– Elizabeth Cohen, excerpt from Another Love Poem (via thewestostlicherdivan)
I am watching people try to make a 1 ton cupcake.
Monday TV is so lackluster.
How would you explain Tumblr to someone who has...
@filigrees
My hair is clean.
Help?
You know that hurty feeling you get when your hair has been in a ponytail for a long time and you take it down?
Is there any way to avoid that aside from just not wearing a ponytail?
About a month ago, I bought a new foundation. Neutrogena Healthy Skin.
You know that shit made me break out.
Thanks a lot.
